Glendo Wyoming: Becoming one with the sand, the water, and the bugs.

We braved the vast Midwestern plains to reach an oasis in the middle of Wyoming known by the locals as Glendo State Park Reservoir. Travelers came down from South Dakota and up from Colorado to bask in its watery glory and white sandy beaches. The lake gods welcomed our arrival and good times were had by all.

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I told you so!

One of the main figures in the Roswell incident, Lieutenant Walter Haut who was the public relations officer for the Roswell Air Force base in 1947, died recently leaving behind a sworn affidavit to be opened only after his death. In it he reveals that the story he gave to the press was indeed a cover-up and that a craft and alien bodies were recovered on July 1st 1947.

Roswell is easily the most infamous UFO or alien related story in American history, and perhaps for good reason. Others have come forward who were involved in the supposed cover-up and plenty of locals have insisted on its legitimacy as being an alien crash site from day 1. Whatever the truth may be this new twist definitely seems damning to those, mostly our government, who would insist that it was a mere weather balloon that fell to earth that day.

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Yesterday really was America’s birthday as we finally brought home the gold in a sport we should’ve dominated from day one. That’s right, competitive eating and it’s main event of hot dog consumption. Joey Chestnut edged out ranking world champ Takeru Kobayashi at the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating contest on Coney Island, NYC. They both broke world records and likely blew out their colons (if they actually held it all down) later that evening.

God bless you America. *tear*

-Matt

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